La Coupe Hauxer

A battle for hockey bragging rights through head to head competition between each of our favorite teams - Devils (Brad), Flyers (Wiley), Penguins (Sam), and Capitals (Fritz/William). The winner(s) gets the historic La Coupe Hauxer and the universal currency of respect/adminiration. The loser(s) gets the Stanley Screwdriver, the universal currency of humiliation and has to buy everyone dinner at the Vienna Inn. Game on!

Monday, October 05, 2009

In case of a tie between the Devils and Flyers...

Flyers Bus Trips to Jersey End in Violence, Then Later, a Possible Stabbing - The 700 Level
If somehow the Devils and Flyers are tied at the end of the season, the tiebreaker between Brad and Wiley needs to be...a fist fight.
Not too surprisingly, things got a little violent outside when Devils fans mixed with Flyers fans who were waiting to get on the busses back.
Of course, Wiley will probably stab himself in the end.
When we got back to the The Arena bowling alley in the Northeast, there were cop cars everywhere and a big brawl taking place. These were all Flyers fans fighting. I don't know why. I guess drinking all day had something to do with it? Anyway, some guy comes walking by with his buddy screaming, "Call an ambulance!" He had been stabbed and his intestines were literally hanging out! There was blood everywhere. We were just a little freaked out and didn't want to be stabbed so we left.
Man, now I'm worried about my Capitals safety tomorrow night. You see this is why I don't go to games in Philly.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

A Clean Slate!

So begins a new season. My hope for this season is that the Flyers can somehow manage to pull themselves from the basement this year, and of course the Penguins drop down there to replace them. This feels like a good year for the Flyers, so BRING IT ON BITCHES!!!!