Still plenty of season left

I have to admit, my Flyers seem to be ROCKETING me towards the screwdriver, but I still believe that they can turn things around. I also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Walter the talking Walnut.

Flyers aren't looking so hot, Wiley

Place	Team	Overall	Potential Best	Potential Worst
1	New Jersey Devils	6-2 (.750)	14-2 (.875)	6-10 (.375)
2	Pittsburgh Penguins	3-2 (.600)	14-2 (.875)	3-13 (.188)
T3	Philadelphia Flyers	3-6 (.333)	10-6 (.625)	3-13(.188)
T3	Washington Capitals	2-4 (.333)	8-4 (.667)	2-10 (.167)

Place	Team	vs NJ (Rem.)	vs Pit (Rem.)	vs Was (Rem.)	vs Phi (Rem.)
1	New Jersey Devils	X	2-0 (4)	3-0 (1)	1-2 (3)
2	Pittsburgh Penguins	0-2 (4)	X	0-0 (4)	3-0 (3)
T3	Philadelphia Flyers	2-1 (3)	0-3 (3)	1-2 (1)	X
T3	Washington Capitals	0-3 (1)	0-0 (4)	X	2-1 (1)

Game Results
October 3: Philadelphia (5) at New Jersey (2)
October 6: Washington (5) at Philadelphia (6-OT)
October 8: Pittsburgh (4) at Philadelphia (5)
October 12: New Jersey (3) at Washington (2-SO)
October 24: New Jersey (4) at Pittsburgh (1)
October 27: Philadelphia (2) at Washington (4)
November 4: Washington (2) at New Jersey (3)
November 12: New Jersey (4) at Pittsburgh (1)
November 14: Washington (2) at New Jersey (5)
November 16: New Jersey (2) at Philadelphia (3)
December 5: Washington (8) at Philadelphia (2)
December 12: Philadelphia (1) at New Jersey (4)
December 15: Philadelphia (1) at Pittsburgh (6)
December 17: Pittsburgh (3) at Philadelphia (2)

Remaining Games
December 21: New Jersey at Pittsburgh
December 26: New Jersey at Washington
December 30: Pittsburgh at New Jersey
January 7: Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
January 17: Philadelphia at Washington
January 21: Washington at Pittsburgh
January 24: Pittsburgh at Philadelphia
February 7: Pittsburgh at Washington
February 8: New Jersey at Philadelphia
February 10: Philadelphia at New Jersey
March 12: Pittsburgh at New Jersey
March 17: Pittsburgh at New Jersey
March 24: Pittsburgh at Washington
March 27: Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
March 28: New Jersey at Philadelphia
April 6: Washington at Pittsburgh

Don't worry Wiley...

...in Bizzaro World (apparently Long Island), the Flyers won last night!

Back here on earth, 8-2 Capitals win. That new coach is working out just fine. The Flyers thuggery was converted into how many goals?

Early Prediction

Well Frtiz and Will, can you feel that screwdriver in your hand yet?

"Cricket, Cricket, Cricket"

Getting a little quite in here. Whats the matter fellas? Afraid that the big bad Flyers are gonna kick your ass? Caps worried that with Ovechkin on the DL you will return to your "stink on ice" way of life? Penguins gonna burn out after last years fire? Devils, your too easy this year, Mulchy you better make room on your shelf for the screwdriver. Flyers are taking both cups this year!!

In case of a tie between the Devils and Flyers...

Flyers Bus Trips to Jersey End in Violence, Then Later, a Possible Stabbing - The 700 Level
If somehow the Devils and Flyers are tied at the end of the season, the tiebreaker between Brad and Wiley needs to be...a fist fight.

Not too surprisingly, things got a little violent outside when Devils fans mixed with Flyers fans who were waiting to get on the busses back.

Of course, Wiley will probably stab himself in the end.

When we got back to the The Arena bowling alley in the Northeast, there were cop cars everywhere and a big brawl taking place. These were all Flyers fans fighting. I don't know why. I guess drinking all day had something to do with it? Anyway, some guy comes walking by with his buddy screaming, "Call an ambulance!" He had been stabbed and his intestines were literally hanging out! There was blood everywhere. We were just a little freaked out and didn't want to be stabbed so we left.

Man, now I'm worried about my Capitals safety tomorrow night. You see this is why I don't go to games in Philly.

A Clean Slate!

So begins a new season. My hope for this season is that the Flyers can somehow manage to pull themselves from the basement this year, and of course the Penguins drop down there to replace them. This feels like a good year for the Flyers, so BRING IT ON BITCHES!!!!