In the immortal words of Ashley J. Williams

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. Could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY.

Philly CHOKES, Wiley loses, Brad's Devils takes the inaugural La Coupe Hauxer

The results are in and official. Congratulations go to Brad whose New Jersey Devils have won him the coveted La Coupe Hauxer! Here are the final standings:

Devils 14-6
Flyers 12-8
Pengyunz 9-11
Capitals 2-10

To the surprise of no one, William & Fritz's Capitals finished dead last in the standings, while Sam & Jake's Pengyunz were more respectable in the LCH than they were in the NHL. Naturally, Wiley's Flyers did what all Philly teams do -- they choked, losing to Jersey twice in three days to blow their season long stay at the top of the standings.

William & Fritz owe everyone else dinner at the Vienna Inn where Brad will be presented La Coupe Hauxer and William & Fritz will be awarded the Stanley Screwdriver.

Update!

I guess when you are soooo far behind in the runnings it is rather painful to update the standings. I would just like to know when the winner gets to collect and will William and Fritz share the stanely screwdriver or do you both get one. Ha ha ha.